December 2010
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The true story of Christmas.
Christmas is just around the corner, and by just around the corner I mean I saw my drug dealer around there earlier. His name is Christmas, which is a bit weird, but I’m not one to judge. Anyway, here’s a story about Christmas!
About 2,000 years ago a woman got pregnant. She didn’t want to her boyfriend to know she was pregnant, so she said it was God’s baby. She paid 3...
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Emotions.
I find it stupid how our self-worth and various other things of our lives are tied to whether or not a person returns out feelings of lust. It’s a very large flaw in human emotions, so I, along with scientists are coming up with a super human that acts the same as many animals.
For a few months a year the human female will be in heat, any male who is near will immediately jump her. If the...
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History Lessons. Lesson 1: The Hotdog.
Welcome to a brand new series of blogs called “History Lessons” where I will teach you the true history of everything. Most of the things you think you know are all lies, people don’t want you to know the true origins of a lot of things, so that’s where I step in. Enjoy.
The origin of the hotdog:
Everyone likes hotdogs. They’re easy to make when you’re home...