January 2011
4 posts
My Will.
I’ve just found out that a cyclone may be hitting Townsville. It could flood and I could die, but if I don’t die from that, I could die from my surgery on Friday. I think there’s like an 80% I’ll be dead before March, so I decided to write out a will and funeral plan.
When I die I want my body preserved in a giant cryogenic freezer, just in case I wake up after a while. I...
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Horoscopes for the 29th January.
Gemini: Today is all about forgiveness, so maybe you should stop bitching to your partner for running over your mother.
Libra: An old friend will come back into your life tonight. It will be awkward, especially since they will be the hooker your order to choke you while you fondle yourself.
Aquarius: Today is a good day for love…well, for everyone except for you. You will spend the day...
Things you have to stop doing on Twitter.
Here’s a blog that’s been done 1,000 times before, enjoy!
1. RT if you do this thing
“RT if you breathe air” “RT if you eat food” “RT if you have Twitter” FUCK UP! If I do something I can just tweet it myself, I don’t need someone supplying the tweet for me.
2. I’m only 600 followers from 603, please RT!
No, shut up. If 80% of your...
More better FB groups.
It’s been a while since I made Facebook groups better. Since my “friends” are all stupid morons there is always an abundance of them on my FB. Here are some if they were better and stuff:
Doing things LIKE A BOSS. Like filing and organizing softball tournaments.
Waiting for something to happen but then it never does, like when you wait for your Babies Daddy to send the check...