November 2011
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Early to bed, early to rise.
Every so often I get sick of going to bed at 6am and waking up at 3pm and decide that I am going to get back into a normal sleep schedule. This usually means that I stay up all night and go to bed early so I will wake up early. It works for a while, but after a few days of going to bed early and waking up early, my body gets sick of it and slips back into its old routine.
I think it’s...
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Saints Row Row Row Your Boat 3
I haven’t slept yet, I was up all night finishing Saints Row 3. I wasn’t going to stay up finishing it originally, I wasn’t even going to play it at all tonight; I wanted to played DC Universe Online. I downloaded it today on my PS3 and for whatever stupid reason it’s taking forever to update, which always shits me with games you download. I don’t care if...
A script I wrote.
Back in Year 12 I did Drama and one of the assignments was to re-write Blackrock by Nick Enright in a different style. My friend and I chose to write it as a comedy since no one else was, and because the teacher told us that it was a stupid idea and we would never be able to do it. WE SHOWED HER! Here’s the script, I’m planning to turn it into a major motion picture.
Scene 1:
[Stage...
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SPIDER STORY
About an hour ago I went into the bathroom to wash my hands. I often go in there to wash my hands so this was a normal thing to do, what wasn’t normal was the GIANT FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL!
I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands, and on the wall was a big fuck-off sized spider (Read: bigger than my hand) on the wall. It was one of those spiders that is so big it actually has a face....
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I love cats. The end.
I was reading a blog by the super wonderful Vanessa and she said she hates cats because they’re ugly and would eat you if you died but that’s one of the reasons I love cats.
See, I plan to grow old alone. I am a horrible person who will never find love, I know this. Being a horrible old person I will surround myself with thousands of cats. Okay, not thousand. Maybe like 20 or...
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Things that shouldn't be around because it's 2011
It is 2011, I know this because that’s what my phone says. Since we are so far in the future these are things that I don’t understand why they still exist.
Books
Why are there still books? This doesn’t make sense when we have kindles and iPads and those stupid Motorola tablets. Every day when I’m checking one of the webcomic/blogs I read I see “I AM MAKING A...