February 2012
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Valentines GAY
I was going to draw a bunch of cards for Valentines day but I’m lazy, so instead here are some romantic things to write in your V-Day cards:
I bought you a diamond, can I stick it in your butt now?
I promise to stop making your dog lick peanut butter off my ballsack
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to butt fuck you.
I love you kind of, like not like love love, but I do love...
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Dating website chats.
Last week I got bored and signed up to a dating website. Everyone was so hideously ugly I decided to just correct everyone’s spelling and grammar (because when you’re sad and alone on a Friday it’s what you do). This is one of the chats I had
chrdl 1/28/2012 5:48:41 PM Hi, I don’t want to come off as pretentious, but in your profile you say you’re “knew to...