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I bought Minecraft a week or so ago, I think. To be honest it could have been years ago. It has pretty much dominated what little life I had. Anyway, tonight as with any other night I was playing on a multiplayer server and mining cobblestone.

While mining in my mine with my mining tool I heard zombies. I ran through my mine but couldn’t find them. The sound seemed to be coming from one particular room so I dug down a few blocks and I found a hole with zombies in it. I used my sword to slay them, but more kept coming at me. I killed them continuously while moving forward through this random pit. A quick walk from where I came I found the dungeon where the zombies where spawning. I’ve heard of dungeons before, but usually I just build on the surface and never go down because the dark scares me, and this dungeon reminded me why.

The dungeon was a simple room. Probably 8 x 8, a few chests where in the room and in the middle was a cage. In the cage was a baby pig. The baby pig was on fire. The baby pig was on fire and spinning in circles. The baby pig was on fire spinning in circles while squealing.

Yes, the area where zombies, or undead humans spawn is a ritualistic baby pig sacrifice. WHO THE FUCK SACRIFICED THIS BABY PIG AND WHY WOULD THEY!

And to make it just that more fucked up, in the chests where saddles that could be used to ride a pig on the land. Yes, not only did someone sacrifice a baby pig but now they expect me to go ride its parents! DO THEY THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MONSTER!

So anyway, I went back on land and rode pigs