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Every so often I get sick of going to bed at 6am and waking up at 3pm and decide that I am going to get back into a normal sleep schedule. This usually means that I stay up all night and go to bed early so I will wake up early. It works for a while, but after a few days of going to bed early and waking up early, my body gets sick of it and slips back into its old routine.

I think it’s because my body doesn’t like being productive. See, with my early schedule I’m usually awake, showered and dressed by 8-9am, which means for 12-13 hours I feel like I should be productive. It usually ends up with me cleaning everything, then getting bored and just sitting on the computer knowing I should be doing something, like going for a bike ride or grocery shopping or whatever it is adults do. The first day it’s fine because I can actually do all these things. Then the second day hits and everything is done. I have nothing to do so I just sit on the computer and feel like I’m wasting the day.

This is the opposite if I have my nocturnal schedule. Usually with by the time I wake up, have a shower and get dressed it’s like 4 in the afternoon and I think “Well I can’t do anything because it’s too late” so I don’t feel bad about wasting the day on the computer.

What a useless blog this was. It wasn’t even funny, so to make up for it here’s a joke.

Knock Knock

Now you say who’s there. Say it. I’m not continuing until you say it. Have you said it yet? You have? Okay good I’ll continue.

I eat mop

Ok now you say “I eat mop who”. Did you say it? HAHA IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SAID I EAT MY POO! Haha, you’re so gross!