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Last week I got bored and signed up to a dating website. Everyone was so hideously ugly I decided to just correct everyone’s spelling and grammar (because when you’re sad and alone on a Friday it’s what you do). This is one of the chats I had

chrdl
1/28/2012 5:48:41 PM
Hi, I don’t want to come off as pretentious, but in your profile you
say you’re “knew to plenty of fish” when it should be “new to plenty of fish” :)

Danisf89
1/28/2012 8:54:36 PM
Righto mate. Piss off

chrdl
1/28/2012 11:36:39 PM
There’s no need for that language, it was just helpful advice. On a
website dedicated to finding you a suitable mate surely you don’t
want to come off as an idiot. It’s not like I was mean about it. I
could have easily told you every single place you forgot a comma, or
asked why you found it necessary to randomly capitalize letters in
the middle of sentence, but I didn’t. I merely corrected you on using
the wrong word in a sentence. Just an observation, but perhaps your
overly bitchy nature is what has forced you to use a dating site to
find love. It’s just a thought :)

Danisf89
1/29/2012 12:33:12 AM
Hahahahaha your seriously not ok in the head!

chrdl
1/29/2012 12:35:33 AM
What about my “seriously not ok in the head”? Oh, did you mean
“you’re” the contraction of the words “you are”? If you meant that I
can see how it makes sense, otherwise it is just confusing. Please
remember that grammar and spelling are important, you don’t want to
come across as an uneducated bitch, do you?

Danisf89
1/29/2012 1:11:51 AM
I never asked for your advice on spelling or grammar!! Instead of prof
reading everyones profile and correcting the
Mistakes why don’t you try have a normal conversation. Weirdo!

chrdl
1/29/2012 1:13:45 AM
Well I was trying to have a normal conversation. I don’t know what
social circles you are involved in, but in mine we often have
intelligent conversations and correct one-another. Being told you are
wrong is not rude, it should be taken as a way to better yourself.

Perhaps you should stop being so quick to jump to cunt mode and
instead realize when someone is being nice and trying to do you a favor.

Danisf89
1/29/2012 1:16:30 AM
There is no need for it. Good luck buddy hope you find a girl who will
tolerate your crap

chrdl
1/29/2012 1:19:53 AM
In the few messages we have sent you went from someone who looked like
they didn’t graduate primary school to someone with an almost adult
like grasp of spelling. I think I did a good job :)

Bye.