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Christmas is just around the corner, and by just around the corner I mean I saw my drug dealer around there earlier. His name is Christmas, which is a bit weird, but I’m not one to judge. Anyway, here’s a story about Christmas!

About 2,000 years ago a woman got pregnant. She didn’t want to her boyfriend to know she was pregnant, so she said it was God’s baby. She paid 3 guys to come to a manger where she was giving birth to be all like “Ooooh, look at that baby it’s like God’s and shit”. Each of them bought gifts. One brought Gold, one bought a CD of Cher, and the other bought some Frankenberries.

That night she gave birth to the person we all know as Santa. Then the Easter Bunny came along and gave him a chocolate egg or something. OH, and there was this kid playing the drums too.

So remember, the holidays aren’t just about presents…well they are, but presents for me.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!