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Right now, at this very second, I feel like writing. Well writing or drawing but my pad is so far away and I don’t really want to move so instead I’ll write stuff until I make some sort of sense.

Oh, I’ve got it. Today, while hanging out with my cousin, sibling, and siblings lover, we were discussing pregnancy. More to the point, what we would do if our babies came out as fat and ranga and also had down syndrome.

Sibling said she would give the child up for adoption because she wouldn’t be able to handle it. She said she’d feel bad about it tho.

I however, said I would throw the child out a window and begin immediately on a new child who I would raise with all my prejudices, such as my hate for people. All people.

I think one day, I probably will want kids. I like kids…well, that’s not true. I hate kids. I like my little cousin tho. She is one of the smartest kids I know. talking since around the age of one. She’s a hoot and a half to hang around.

I think if I was to have a kid, I’d have to pick someone hot to have the child with. I wouldn’t want my child to grow up ugly. I’d want them to be incredibly attractive so that they would break hearts and generally be awesome. I think that’s why I’m so picky with girlfriends now (and in the past). There’s always been the part of me that’s thought “If this goes well, she could end up having your child. Do you really want her to have it? Do you really want to live with her forever?!”

And then at around 3 weeks I decide they are no worthy of me and leave them, because I have an ego the size of the Titanic.

I think my large ego comes from when I was 16 going on 17. I had just changed my hair and style of dress, and within a few days I went from being a curly haired loser girls would barely talk to, to someone with 10’s of women interests asking me to do romantic things with. I had so many I was able to use them like kleenex for almost 2 years before I ran dry (accidental pun).

It’s also why now I have a bit of a reputation in a few circles of people (or so I’ve heard). It’s gotten to the point where I think it would be easier to move to another place with hot girls and seduce them. It’s also why I get inappropriate crushes on twitter people (but that’s a story for another never)

Back to kids, if I was to have a kid I’d probably try to turn them into me. I’m sure all parents do this, but I would do it with plastic surgery. I would create them into a second version of myself. They would do the same, and in a way, I would live forever.

This would work if I had a girl. I would just name them Christina. My hair is lesbianish so it would work on them I’m sure.

Well this was pointless.