Today at dinner my cousin was telling me that government jobs get 5 weeks of holidays and everyone else gets 4. I found this stupid so I have decided to overthrow government and become ruler of Australia. No one will overthrow me as my rules will be amazing. Here they are:
- Children would go to school from the time they’re 6-18. No quitting school. Also, anyone still in school would have to be escorted to shops by someone over 30. This would stop the stupid kids going out and annoying me while I’m buying my old man items like canes. Also, places like movies, and the likes would have a “child session” that would go for an hour, or the length of one movie.
- All fat people would be given free gym memberships. Anyone who is fat would not be allowed in public except for a brief 2 hours period on Wednesdays to get food. They would also have their own place of business separate from regular people. This also applies for gingers.
- There would always be power forever. No cyclone would knock out the power because Australia would be encased in a giant dome
- Everyone would have to follow me on Twitter. Not really for the betterment of man or anything, I just like having followers
- Anyone who wears their collar popped/Ed Hardy shirts/Sunglasses inside or any douchey behavior would be shot.
