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Lately everyone on Twitter has been talking about gay marriage. I don’t know if it’s because 90% of the people I follow are gay and just like saying it over and over and over and over, or because it’s like a hot topic at the moment. I don’t watch the news, I don’t know. Until I was 12 I didn’t even know I lived in Australia. I thought I was African. Any way, I am getting off topic.

Marriage is stupid. It’s an old tradition which I assume started as a way to say that a woman was your property. Either that or it was in religious times and people were horny and the bible said “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”…or is it marriage before sex? Anyway, I don’t care, it’s stupid.

Don’t you see gay people that by being “denied” marriage rights you are SUPER DUPER MEGA LUCKY?!

Okay, story time. A few weeks ago I was outside with human people and I overheard a story of a woman who told her boyfriend that he HAD to propose or she’d break up with him. I get it, if you’re not going to be together forever why bother wasting time? BUT if you were ~really~ in “love” why would you need a piece of paper that tells you that, no matter what happens you HAVE to stay with that person? 

I could NEVER do that. The longest I’ve ever had a phone is a year and a half because I get bored of things SUPER easily. How am I going to make a commitment to someone to stay with them for 50-60 years when I can barely make a 2 year commitment to a phone?

Anyway, my point, marriage is stupid and old and stupid and the majority of them end in divorce because it’s so stupid and old and dumb (also stupid) so you should just stop complaining and start making sex or something.