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Totally original story.

A long time ago in a galaxy far away there were 3 bears named Harry, Ron, and Hermione. They set out one day to find the land of Mordor, but on the way they found a gingerbread house. They started to eat it when suddenly a genie came out of it. He said he would grant them 3 wishes. Harry wished for a house made of straw, Ron wished for a house made of sticks, and Hermione, being the smartest of the 3 wished for a house made of bricks. The genie then blew down Ron and Harry’s house and ate them. Later Hermione saw the genie, but the genie had dressed up as Ron.

“Oh Ronald, what big eyes you have” she said

“Fee fi fo fum!” The genie yelled, and chased her down the beanstalk

When she finally got home she told her father what had happened. Her father didn’t care, as he had just got the invitation to her wedding to Edward.

Later Hermione gives birth to a doll named Chucky.

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